Yes, I do have the new Harry Potter book.
Yes, I have read it.
Yes, I know which characters die.
No, I’m not going to tell you.
Yes, I do know how the book ends.
No, I’m not going to spill the beans on that either.
Yes, I certainly can understand that you’re sick of all the Harry Hype.
No, I don’t hope Harry was eaten by a hippogriff.
Yes, I do know what a hippogriff is.
No, I’m not going to explain it to you here.
Yes, I did enjoy the book – a lot.
Yes, I did read the ending first. And yes, that always gets a “comment” from Vicki.
Yes, Vicki is reading the book now.
And, yes, that’s why I’m not saying anything about it.
Yes, we do have all 7 books. And all of them in audio form.
No, at this time we’re not lending them out. Except to certain people who shall remain nameless.
Yes, I can understand why you would call me that name. And no, I don’t blame you a bit.
Yes, I’m done with this. You can move on. 😀