As be me tradition, we be celebratin’ Talk Like A Pirate Day!
And, as also be me tradition, we be celebratin’ the birthday of me first mate, a fine strappin’ wench that’s been on me crew for these past 26 years. I did try to find her pirate name, but the goat-kissin’ son of a scurvy dog name-generatin’-thing didn’t give ‘er a name that did ‘er justice. So, let me sees…
I calls her Cap’n Victoria Kidd, the scourge of typos and sloppy data (whatever that be). And she be me first mate, me soul mate, and me only mate on this ‘ere voyage through life.
I loves ya, Sweet Vicki Sue, and I always will! ARRRR!!