Immortal words of Bert the Anything Man (Dick Van Dyke) from Mary Poppins. My kind of guy – one day, a sidwalk chalk artist, next day a chimney sweep, and at the end he’s selling kites. (oh – and the whole one-man-band thing!) Definitely a role model. Let’s see…

(to the tune of Chim-Chimeney… or whatever the heck it is…)

When clad in Optivisor and “bending wire” – “I makes what I likes, and I likes what I do.”

After a gig – “I plays what I likes, and I likes what I… um… blew?“
(that one didn’t quite roll off the tongue as lyrically…)

On being a house hubby – “I takes Ezri out, and she does her doo-doo.”
(eeewwwww… Sorry.)

It’s just about a year since I became an anything man. And I likes it. 😀 Think I’ll go bend some wire, after Ezri… never mind.

(walks away, whistling “Chim-Chim-Something-Something-Whatever”……………)