Ladeeeeeezzzz and Gentlefishhhhh…
Direct from the Lowest Budget Show on Earth – It’s…
The INCREDIBLE BENDABLE Beka!!!
Thrill to the sight of Just Under 50 Pounds of Beautiful Ibizan Hound turning herself into a ball…
FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT!!
Watch in AMAZEMENT as The INCREDIBLE BENDABLE Beka flawlessly executes her never-before-attempted-well-ok-maybe-a-couple-of-times-but-certainly-not-within-the-last-couple-of-days-unless-she-did-it-while-we-were-asleep SIGNATURE MOVE….
THE AMAZING TWO-AND-A-HALF PAW BENDY CURLY THINGIE!!
(In Pike’s Peak Position with Curvy Tail Extension!!!)
TRULY AN EVENT NOT TO BE MISSED!! COME ONE, COME ALL – A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!!
(If you have the lifespan of a fruit fly, that is…)
THE INCREDIBLE BENDABLE Beka!!!
Tune in next time to hear BekaV say…
“You know what’s REALLY incredible? The amount of your underwear that’s about to be shredded after all that poopy you’ve been YELLING. Sheeesh… The things I put up with! And for what? A few doggie bacon strips...”
“Mmmmm… Bacon… Doggie bacon.”